Quote of the Day

Mark Twain

March 8, 2017

“Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.” Quotes of the Day

Robertson Davies

“The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.” Quotes of the Day

Aristotle

“The gods too are fond of a joke.” Quotes of the Day

Marilyn Monroe

“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.” Quotes of the Day

Samuel Johnson

“The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.” Quotes of the Day

Thomas Jones

“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.” Quotes of the Day

Richter cartoon caption

“Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.” Quotes of the Day

E. Joseph Cossman

“Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.” Quotes of the Day

George Bernard Shaw

“Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.” Quotes of the Day

Doug Larson

“The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.” Quotes of the Day

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