Quote of the Day

Fred Allen

January 1, 2018

“Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.” Quotes of the Day

George Carlin

“I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect.” Quotes of ...

Georges Clemenceau

“War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.” Quotes of the Day

Dr. Martin Henry Fischer

“Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.” Quotes of the Day

William S. Burroughs

“A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.” Quotes of the Day

Bill Nye

“The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.” Quotes of the Day

Norman Douglas

“How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one’s senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.” Quotes of the Day

Abraham Lincoln

“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.” Quotes of the Day

Jay Leno

“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.” Quotes of the Day

Albert Guinon

“There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.” ...

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