Quote of the Day

Robert Byrne

June 20, 2017

“Getting caught is the mother of invention.” Quotes of the Day

Edith Wharton

“If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.” Quotes of the Day

H. L. Mencken

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.” Quotes of the Day

Steven Wright

“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.” Quotes of the Day


“All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.” Quotes of the Day

Lord Acton

“The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.” Quotes of the Day

Samuel Goldwyn

“I never put on a pair of shoes until I’ve worn them at least five years.” Quotes of the Day

Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Children are all foreigners.” Quotes of the Day


“Don’t you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There’s one marked ‘Brightness,’ but it doesn’t work.” Quotes of ...

J. Hart

“Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.” Quotes of the Day

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