Quote of the Day

George Carlin

September 19, 2018

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.” Quotes of the Day

Mark Ardis

“A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5×11 inch paper cannot be understood.” Quotes of the Day

H. L. Mencken

“Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.” Quotes of the Day

Pat Paulsen

“Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.” Quotes of the Day

Gerald Nachman

“Nothing fails like success.” Quotes of the Day

Oscar Wilde

“Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.” Quotes of the Day

Woody Allen

“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.” Quotes of the Day

Cyril Connolly

“Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.” Quotes of the Day


“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” Quotes of the Day

Clarence Darrow

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.” Quotes of the Day

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