Quote of the Day

Scott Adams

March 22, 2018

“You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.” Quotes of the Day

W. C. Fields

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.” Quotes of the Day

John Green

“That’s the great thing about being in the third grade. If you’ve got one polysyllabic adjective, everyone thinks you’re a genius.” Quotes of the Day

Farmers’ Almanac

“To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.” Quotes of the Day

Scott Westerfeld

“Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.” Quotes of ...

Tom Wilson

“These days an income is something you can’t live without–or within.” Quotes of the Day


“Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.” Quotes of the Day

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.” Quotes of the Day

Casey Stengel

“There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.” Quotes of the Day

F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ...

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